BumperSmash (!): 12.09

I'm wrestling with rededicating myself to this blog as a resolution, so expect this blog to start smoking by January 6th. Still, it seems less difficult than the other two resolutions I've committed to:

1. Salsa Lessons.
I can't believe that I'm serious. Meet the instructor. Holy shit.

2. Dunking.
For this one it will prove helpful if anyone out there [um, that's you, Audio and Ing] is willing to bet that I can't do it.

Thoughts? Disparaging remarks? Until then, here's a photo from an WNBA game that so perfectly captures the ineptness of the sport that I daren't say more.

The BumperSmash Charter

As many of you by now know, BumperSmash is (and will forever remain) the appellation and future home of the most delectable lunchtime treat in the rich history of starch-based foodstuffs.

Don't let the eponymous nature of this blog fool you; I fully intend to pursue the financial windfall that will supervene the grand opening and subsequent franchizing of my brainchild. Until said time, however, I've decided it wise to lend its name to my new blog as a shrewd attempt to lay claim to the BumperSmash empire.

While blogging can not provide the toothsome, even curative smashed potatoes that future generations will come to associate with BumperSmash, I fully intend to offer many challenging observations and Circean tales of daring heroism in their stead.

Most will involve dong jokes.

Yours Indubitably,
Nathan Gallant

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BumperSmash (!)

Low Resolution

Play Catch-up

Peeps

Moi

Fantasy Hockey Standings

BumperSmash Subscription (!)

Salt of the Earth

Where It's At

The BumperSmash Charter