Some Of My Finer Moments


As part of my exhaustive research for this post (typing "TYME" into google), I discovered that the Automated Teller Machine of choice during my formative years was actually an acronym for "Take Your Money Everywhere".

Huh. Who knew?

Moving on:

I suppose the thought process of TYME's crack naming committee had something to do with the "time is money" adage.

However, what the naming committee somehow did not foresee was a certain Wisconsin student's penchant for getting fall-down drunk his junior year abroad in London, England and frightening local shopowners by asking to be pointed in the direction of the nearest time machine.

Or maybe they did foresee that and I'm just not giving them enough credit.

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