Seven comments on Night Terrors but no Very Short Fiction to speak of? I was looking forward to your collective creativity shining through like a ray of sunshine in the otherwise-dark night that is the blogosphere.
Also, click on that "FOLLOW" thingamajig over there on the BumperSmash menu and tell the world you were among the first to join what will soon be considered the internet's hottest new site. And some topless fan pics in my in-box would be appreciated, too.
Not you, Audio. Put the camera down.
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Fantasy Hockey Standings
Blades of Ordinary Gentlemen:
Fondle Puck is 2nd of 4
TCF Fantasy Hockey:
Faux Thai Hooch is 7th of 14
St. Bonaventure Hockey League:
Ye Olde Coggle is 8th of 12
California:
Avery's Sloppy 2nds is 5th of 15
Fondle Puck is 2nd of 4
TCF Fantasy Hockey:
Faux Thai Hooch is 7th of 14
St. Bonaventure Hockey League:
Ye Olde Coggle is 8th of 12
California:
Avery's Sloppy 2nds is 5th of 15
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As many of you by now know, BumperSmash is (and will forever remain) the appellation and future home of the most delectable lunchtime treat in the rich history of starch-based foodstuffs.
Don't let the eponymous nature of this blog fool you; I fully intend to pursue the financial windfall that will supervene the grand opening and subsequent franchizing of my brainchild. Until said time, however, I've decided it wise to lend its name to my new blog as a shrewd attempt to lay claim to the BumperSmash empire.
While blogging can not provide the toothsome, even curative smashed potatoes that future generations will come to associate with BumperSmash, I fully intend to offer many challenging observations and Circean tales of daring heroism in their stead.
Most will involve dong jokes.
Yours Indubitably,
Nathan Gallant
Don't let the eponymous nature of this blog fool you; I fully intend to pursue the financial windfall that will supervene the grand opening and subsequent franchizing of my brainchild. Until said time, however, I've decided it wise to lend its name to my new blog as a shrewd attempt to lay claim to the BumperSmash empire.
While blogging can not provide the toothsome, even curative smashed potatoes that future generations will come to associate with BumperSmash, I fully intend to offer many challenging observations and Circean tales of daring heroism in their stead.
Most will involve dong jokes.
Yours Indubitably,
Nathan Gallant
4 comments:
Goddammit. I don't have time for this short fiction stuff. I need to navigate to follow the internet's hottest site or something.
That looks like a long post, anyway. Wait, should I say something shitty like 'hella post'. Fucking California.
What is this 'follow' link you speak of? I don't see it.
Fuck. I should be able to navigate anything.
Doug - DOOOUGG, did you say you just stare blankly into the hallway? Goddammit, the dog is asleep.....
Diet Coke, what diet coke?
The "FOLLOW THIS BLOG" button on the menu to the right... to quote G.O.B.: C'mon.
Also, are you drunk? I hope so.
Missing ya.
To dear friend: short fiction gift.
If I could, I would write.
Iambic pentameter, what was that again?
Frivolous comments waste time, please none.
There's a fly in my soup.
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