That Insane Photoshop Job Is Very Slimming On You

I grew weary of BumperSmashing there for a while.

Truth be told, I'm still lacking inspiration (at least until the weddings of Brother Andrew/Sommer and Ingie/Dougie, respectively). And while I'll use as an excuse that I've been busy, it's less of the "I'm writing the great American novel" variety of busy than the "I'm going to spend the next four hours popping this bubble wrap and catching up on Whale Wars" variety.

To bide the time til the wedding postmortems, here's a slice of life courtesy my place of employ's hallway decor:


The 2nd floor hall features a trophy case that proudly houses our "Best Local Election Coverage, 1978" Emmy, and a series of posters celebrating just some of ABC's most celebrated series (Lost, and Lost).

Now I know these are idealized publicity photos, but holy shit:

"That sound you hear is my face."

Remember at the end of Cocoon when the aliens turned back into their original form? Or perhaps this?

2 comments:

Ingrid said...

Wow - that is really bad. Glad to see you are back.

Anonymous said...

I thought Michael Jackson was the only black superstar wanting to be white with a new face & body