I'm fully aware that I've not updated BumperSmash since, apparently, returning from Florida.
While there are several reasons for this, all of them would be lies. I was originally waiting for my magical Super 8mm film (featuring both Dougie/Ingie & Dandy/Sommer weddings) to get processed so I could incorporate the stunning images therein into my otherwise video-challenged blog, though now that I have the film back I'm going to need about sixteen months to color correct and otherwise edit the footage into something remotely coherent. Since the camera wasn't functioning properly, the movie features roughly 27,000 shots, each three tenths of a second in duration, so any prolonged viewing sends an audience into a wedding-themed epileptic seizure.
That said, I'll get back to you (hopefully with said footage) soon[ish].
For now, I need advice on how to not take Top Chef to bed with me. I dreamed the other night that I was in a Quickfire Challenge that was to tell a sordid story through the culinary arts "the more out there the better." So, I pan-fried a Cajun pickle and rested it upon a bowl of spicy baby Blue Crabs and told Tom Colicchio that it was an STD ("There's a tickle in my pickle because I have crabs.")
And Padma wasn't even nude, so I have to tweak these dreams somehow. Please advise.
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Ye Olde Coggle is 8th of 12
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Avery's Sloppy 2nds is 5th of 15
Fondle Puck is 2nd of 4
TCF Fantasy Hockey:
Faux Thai Hooch is 7th of 14
St. Bonaventure Hockey League:
Ye Olde Coggle is 8th of 12
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Avery's Sloppy 2nds is 5th of 15
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The BumperSmash Charter
As many of you by now know, BumperSmash is (and will forever remain) the appellation and future home of the most delectable lunchtime treat in the rich history of starch-based foodstuffs.
Don't let the eponymous nature of this blog fool you; I fully intend to pursue the financial windfall that will supervene the grand opening and subsequent franchizing of my brainchild. Until said time, however, I've decided it wise to lend its name to my new blog as a shrewd attempt to lay claim to the BumperSmash empire.
While blogging can not provide the toothsome, even curative smashed potatoes that future generations will come to associate with BumperSmash, I fully intend to offer many challenging observations and Circean tales of daring heroism in their stead.
Most will involve dong jokes.
Yours Indubitably,
Nathan Gallant
Don't let the eponymous nature of this blog fool you; I fully intend to pursue the financial windfall that will supervene the grand opening and subsequent franchizing of my brainchild. Until said time, however, I've decided it wise to lend its name to my new blog as a shrewd attempt to lay claim to the BumperSmash empire.
While blogging can not provide the toothsome, even curative smashed potatoes that future generations will come to associate with BumperSmash, I fully intend to offer many challenging observations and Circean tales of daring heroism in their stead.
Most will involve dong jokes.
Yours Indubitably,
Nathan Gallant
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this blog makes me sad.
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