BumperSmash (!): Inappropriate Responses to Broadcasts

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Football Tent Pole

I may well be imbuing a different brand of nostalgia than you're used to, but I think I speak for all sports fans of discerning taste when I applaud NBC for bringing back the greatest SportsCenter duo of all time. Nights of the Sabbath just got hella hilarious.

Also, NBC: way to go on 30 Rock. That science is tight.

The BumperSmash Charter

As many of you by now know, BumperSmash is (and will forever remain) the appellation and future home of the most delectable lunchtime treat in the rich history of starch-based foodstuffs.

Don't let the eponymous nature of this blog fool you; I fully intend to pursue the financial windfall that will supervene the grand opening and subsequent franchizing of my brainchild. Until said time, however, I've decided it wise to lend its name to my new blog as a shrewd attempt to lay claim to the BumperSmash empire.

While blogging can not provide the toothsome, even curative smashed potatoes that future generations will come to associate with BumperSmash, I fully intend to offer many challenging observations and Circean tales of daring heroism in their stead.

Most will involve dong jokes.

Yours Indubitably,
Nathan Gallant

BumperSmash (!)

Football Tent Pole

Play Catch-up

Peeps

Moi

Fantasy Hockey Standings

Salt of the Earth

Where It's At

The BumperSmash Charter

BumperSmash (!)

Football Tent Pole

Play Catch-up

Peeps

Moi

Fantasy Hockey Standings

BumperSmash Subscription (!)

Salt of the Earth

Where It's At

The BumperSmash Charter