BumperSmash (!): It Wasn't Entirely My Fault

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If It Pleases The Court

Let the record show, Your Honor, that my client was unaware that the co-defendant's denotation of "Wanging Chung tonight" involved incendiary devices and an armored car.

The BumperSmash Charter

As many of you by now know, BumperSmash is (and will forever remain) the appellation and future home of the most delectable lunchtime treat in the rich history of starch-based foodstuffs.

Don't let the eponymous nature of this blog fool you; I fully intend to pursue the financial windfall that will supervene the grand opening and subsequent franchizing of my brainchild. Until said time, however, I've decided it wise to lend its name to my new blog as a shrewd attempt to lay claim to the BumperSmash empire.

While blogging can not provide the toothsome, even curative smashed potatoes that future generations will come to associate with BumperSmash, I fully intend to offer many challenging observations and Circean tales of daring heroism in their stead.

Most will involve dong jokes.

Yours Indubitably,
Nathan Gallant

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The BumperSmash Charter

BumperSmash (!)

If It Pleases The Court

Play Catch-up

Peeps

Moi

Fantasy Hockey Standings

BumperSmash Subscription (!)

Salt of the Earth

Where It's At

The BumperSmash Charter