As many of you (well, two of you... hello to Ingrid and Audio) are aware, I have been patiently awaiting my DNS to update after I changed my CNAME to blah blah blah. My readers shouldn't have to look at that horrible ".blogspot." portion of the BumperSmash address; I decree it.
Alas, I have now waited well over the requisite 48 hours for said DNS to update (no, that means nothing to me either) and am still left with an Under Construction page at what should by now be the home to the rawkingest site in cyberspace, home to my ever growing legion of adoring fans, the female portion of which fills my inbox with photos of themselves in various states of undress.
But can they find BumperSmash? No.
So I'll probably post another mixtape and call it a day.
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Fantasy Hockey Standings
Blades of Ordinary Gentlemen:
Fondle Puck is 2nd of 4
TCF Fantasy Hockey:
Faux Thai Hooch is 7th of 14
St. Bonaventure Hockey League:
Ye Olde Coggle is 8th of 12
California:
Avery's Sloppy 2nds is 5th of 15
Fondle Puck is 2nd of 4
TCF Fantasy Hockey:
Faux Thai Hooch is 7th of 14
St. Bonaventure Hockey League:
Ye Olde Coggle is 8th of 12
California:
Avery's Sloppy 2nds is 5th of 15
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The BumperSmash Charter
As many of you by now know, BumperSmash is (and will forever remain) the appellation and future home of the most delectable lunchtime treat in the rich history of starch-based foodstuffs.
Don't let the eponymous nature of this blog fool you; I fully intend to pursue the financial windfall that will supervene the grand opening and subsequent franchizing of my brainchild. Until said time, however, I've decided it wise to lend its name to my new blog as a shrewd attempt to lay claim to the BumperSmash empire.
While blogging can not provide the toothsome, even curative smashed potatoes that future generations will come to associate with BumperSmash, I fully intend to offer many challenging observations and Circean tales of daring heroism in their stead.
Most will involve dong jokes.
Yours Indubitably,
Nathan Gallant
Don't let the eponymous nature of this blog fool you; I fully intend to pursue the financial windfall that will supervene the grand opening and subsequent franchizing of my brainchild. Until said time, however, I've decided it wise to lend its name to my new blog as a shrewd attempt to lay claim to the BumperSmash empire.
While blogging can not provide the toothsome, even curative smashed potatoes that future generations will come to associate with BumperSmash, I fully intend to offer many challenging observations and Circean tales of daring heroism in their stead.
Most will involve dong jokes.
Yours Indubitably,
Nathan Gallant
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