Post-Election State of the Nathan
Almost done reading: Nobody's Fool, by Richard Russo
Marinating in the fridge: Chicken
Legally betting at: ESPN Streak For The Cash
Watching until football starts: Magnum Force
Determined to remember: Doug's birthday
Pajama pants: Comfortable
One month from seeing my baby and my family and the snowy hell that is Chicago, Illinois.
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A near-random collection of musings.
Peeps
Moi
Fantasy Hockey Standings
Blades of Ordinary Gentlemen:
Fondle Puck is 2nd of 4
TCF Fantasy Hockey:
Faux Thai Hooch is 7th of 14
St. Bonaventure Hockey League:
Ye Olde Coggle is 8th of 12
California:
Avery's Sloppy 2nds is 5th of 15
Fondle Puck is 2nd of 4
TCF Fantasy Hockey:
Faux Thai Hooch is 7th of 14
St. Bonaventure Hockey League:
Ye Olde Coggle is 8th of 12
California:
Avery's Sloppy 2nds is 5th of 15
Posts
Salt of the Earth
The BumperSmash Charter
As many of you by now know, BumperSmash is (and will forever remain) the appellation and future home of the most delectable lunchtime treat in the rich history of starch-based foodstuffs.
Don't let the eponymous nature of this blog fool you; I fully intend to pursue the financial windfall that will supervene the grand opening and subsequent franchizing of my brainchild. Until said time, however, I've decided it wise to lend its name to my new blog as a shrewd attempt to lay claim to the BumperSmash empire.
While blogging can not provide the toothsome, even curative smashed potatoes that future generations will come to associate with BumperSmash, I fully intend to offer many challenging observations and Circean tales of daring heroism in their stead.
Most will involve dong jokes.
Yours Indubitably,
Nathan Gallant
Don't let the eponymous nature of this blog fool you; I fully intend to pursue the financial windfall that will supervene the grand opening and subsequent franchizing of my brainchild. Until said time, however, I've decided it wise to lend its name to my new blog as a shrewd attempt to lay claim to the BumperSmash empire.
While blogging can not provide the toothsome, even curative smashed potatoes that future generations will come to associate with BumperSmash, I fully intend to offer many challenging observations and Circean tales of daring heroism in their stead.
Most will involve dong jokes.
Yours Indubitably,
Nathan Gallant
1 comment:
Speaking of unnecessary updates, I just unnecessarily updated myself on your blog. That is, I have forgotten to read it regularly but I think I'm up-to-date on your posts now. Good work Bumpersmash, you put Audioscience to shame. :'(
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