If one could somehow condense the six months Dougie and Ingie and I spent in Providence down to thirteen seconds, I daresay it would look something like this.
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The BumperSmash Charter
As many of you by now know, BumperSmash is (and will forever remain) the appellation and future home of the most delectable lunchtime treat in the rich history of starch-based foodstuffs.
Don't let the eponymous nature of this blog fool you; I fully intend to pursue the financial windfall that will supervene the grand opening and subsequent franchizing of my brainchild. Until said time, however, I've decided it wise to lend its name to my new blog as a shrewd attempt to lay claim to the BumperSmash empire.
While blogging can not provide the toothsome, even curative smashed potatoes that future generations will come to associate with BumperSmash, I fully intend to offer many challenging observations and Circean tales of daring heroism in their stead.
Most will involve dong jokes.
Yours Indubitably,
Nathan Gallant
Don't let the eponymous nature of this blog fool you; I fully intend to pursue the financial windfall that will supervene the grand opening and subsequent franchizing of my brainchild. Until said time, however, I've decided it wise to lend its name to my new blog as a shrewd attempt to lay claim to the BumperSmash empire.
While blogging can not provide the toothsome, even curative smashed potatoes that future generations will come to associate with BumperSmash, I fully intend to offer many challenging observations and Circean tales of daring heroism in their stead.
Most will involve dong jokes.
Yours Indubitably,
Nathan Gallant
6 comments:
i'm not sure how well your intro works, considering this dear lady was one in a long line of semi-eligible women you brought back to our apartment while we were gone.
that said, however, it is an apt illustration of why i am currently researching the most cutting-edge technology in the field of memory erasure.
How dare you sir...
I can assure both you and any (well, either) other reader that I was certainly not courting the Noun Chick.
And until I get footage of NC-17 Karaoke Boy, this video will have to suffice.
I'm laughing uncontrollably right now. Footage of NC-17 Karaoke Boy has to exist, it has to!
That does look like the apartment in Providence in the background...
it is indeed our place, but i'm just saying that i had no designs on her. or if i did, i'm sure that tale of her old boyfriend doing mad libs extinguished any flickering flame.
Okay - I have no idea what I thought this video was about until just now. This actually happened, in our apartment, in Providence.
I concur, the six months does look something like this.
notice the papasan chair is assembled correctly, so this must have transpired somewhat late in the game.
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