BumperSmash (!): Did The Airbag Go Off Or Are You Just Glad To See Me?

Whilst watching the first of 8 consecutive hours of the NCAA tournament, I took an opportunity during a commercial break to grab a healthful snack in the form of a 3-day old fish burrito.

Upon reentering the living/loving room, mine eyes fell upon the television at the following, rather unfortunate, moment... I'm going to suggest that the new Chevy Traverse advertisement could stand to lose this portion of the sales pitch:

"Hey! Aren't you Howie Long?"

I could not eat the burrito.

The BumperSmash Charter

As many of you by now know, BumperSmash is (and will forever remain) the appellation and future home of the most delectable lunchtime treat in the rich history of starch-based foodstuffs.

Don't let the eponymous nature of this blog fool you; I fully intend to pursue the financial windfall that will supervene the grand opening and subsequent franchizing of my brainchild. Until said time, however, I've decided it wise to lend its name to my new blog as a shrewd attempt to lay claim to the BumperSmash empire.

While blogging can not provide the toothsome, even curative smashed potatoes that future generations will come to associate with BumperSmash, I fully intend to offer many challenging observations and Circean tales of daring heroism in their stead.

Most will involve dong jokes.

Yours Indubitably,
Nathan Gallant

BumperSmash (!)

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Did The Airbag Go Off Or Are You Just Glad To See Me?

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