Me. Tired. Beer. Too. Much.

As my brain has atrophied due to three days' exposure to Madison and, accordingly, my debonair and ascetic peers, I offer you my favorite Yahoo! Sports baseball mugshots.

Kobayashi, Francisco, and Laird.

I mean, seriously, Kobayashi is clearly an assassin.

As for the other two, let's just say that they look like two McDonald's employees who aren't allowed near the fryers.