So I was taking in some college football on the boob tube and, in between Michigan Wolverines' fumbles, I saw saw a preview for "My Best Friend's Girl."
It begs the question: can you think of a less appealing comedic duo than Dane Cook and Jason Biggs? I can think of only one.
Speaking of which: here's a great book in which the author explains how Bio-Dome was part of God's plan.
No, really.
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Fantasy Hockey Standings
Blades of Ordinary Gentlemen:
Fondle Puck is 2nd of 4
TCF Fantasy Hockey:
Faux Thai Hooch is 7th of 14
St. Bonaventure Hockey League:
Ye Olde Coggle is 8th of 12
California:
Avery's Sloppy 2nds is 5th of 15
Fondle Puck is 2nd of 4
TCF Fantasy Hockey:
Faux Thai Hooch is 7th of 14
St. Bonaventure Hockey League:
Ye Olde Coggle is 8th of 12
California:
Avery's Sloppy 2nds is 5th of 15
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The BumperSmash Charter
As many of you by now know, BumperSmash is (and will forever remain) the appellation and future home of the most delectable lunchtime treat in the rich history of starch-based foodstuffs.
Don't let the eponymous nature of this blog fool you; I fully intend to pursue the financial windfall that will supervene the grand opening and subsequent franchizing of my brainchild. Until said time, however, I've decided it wise to lend its name to my new blog as a shrewd attempt to lay claim to the BumperSmash empire.
While blogging can not provide the toothsome, even curative smashed potatoes that future generations will come to associate with BumperSmash, I fully intend to offer many challenging observations and Circean tales of daring heroism in their stead.
Most will involve dong jokes.
Yours Indubitably,
Nathan Gallant
Don't let the eponymous nature of this blog fool you; I fully intend to pursue the financial windfall that will supervene the grand opening and subsequent franchizing of my brainchild. Until said time, however, I've decided it wise to lend its name to my new blog as a shrewd attempt to lay claim to the BumperSmash empire.
While blogging can not provide the toothsome, even curative smashed potatoes that future generations will come to associate with BumperSmash, I fully intend to offer many challenging observations and Circean tales of daring heroism in their stead.
Most will involve dong jokes.
Yours Indubitably,
Nathan Gallant
2 comments:
you deserve credit for hassling the wolverines as well as your adept research. i wasn't entirely sure that particular baldwin could read, let alone write coherently. must be a ghost writer.
that said, i have at least one or two one-liners from pauly shore, so what he lacks in talent...
can't finish that thought, but lord knows i tried.
What about the Pauly Shore/Brandon Fraser duo of Encino Man? Pretty bad.
Oh, Michigan. That game was difficult for me to watch.
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